When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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