what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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