I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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