Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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