too bad you live with your parents still
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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