I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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