They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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