nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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