So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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