We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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