wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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