He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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