Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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