honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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