Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my being single is dangerous.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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