Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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