We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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