Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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