why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just want to make out with him forever
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
A+ Viking dick
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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