I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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