im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
