Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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