I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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