He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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