we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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