what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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