so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
