So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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