I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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