Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
you made out with another girl for some wings
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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