You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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