Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I am available for nakedness
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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