I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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