Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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