So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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