I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
MIDGETS
????
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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