Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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