VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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