As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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