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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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