Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
4 words: hood of his car
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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