I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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