ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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