OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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