can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
where am i from again
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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