If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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