just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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