Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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