I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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