Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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