you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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