he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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