His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Also, beer. Big fan.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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