Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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