Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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